Don't Act Like You Don't Know: Javalasses Javalasses.

It's not about a witchhunt. You're not viewing source code, sniffin for applets. You're just doin' research, minding your own beeswax, surfing the interweb, when suddenly your browser falls to a death grip. You hear your computer check out for a minute.
Javalasses in FULL effect.

You don't even want to hit the back button, it's too sticky.

I know: Java has plenty of redeeming things going on. But I'm just saying: Javalasses exists, Javalasses happens, and you will not suffer alone.

Believe that.

TECHNORATI TAGS: java, molasses, slow, sticky, stick-icky, javalasses, sysadmin.  ¶ 6:03 PM